Once upon a time there was a young lady named Kitty. She lived in a sweaty Southern city and worked sales at a scented lotion store. All day long she spoke with customers about the new skin soothing summer sprays and the soft sensation of the shea-infused socks. Yet even as she shared the secrets of the skin-rejuvenating serums, she longed for something more magical in her soporific salesperson world.
Then one day as she was combing Craigslist for a change in career, she came across a call for princesses. Curious, she quickly created a current resume and sent it off. After some corresponding with the owner, they came to the conclusion that Kitty was a capital choice for a princess and consequently she got the job.
Yet, unknown to the happy pair, employer and employee, an evil villain was about to enclose them in a veil of everlasting annoyance. The evil villain took the form of the entirely too enormous dress. Hours upon hours were spent trying to vanquish this evil eminence until at last an answer appeared. With a few hooks and a little ribbon, a solution was rendered! Peace and happiness spread throughout the land.
So now with proper fitting princess dresses and plenty of puffy petticoats, the lowly little salesgirl was now prepared for her journey into the pretty world of princess parties. And though this posting has come to an end, Miss Kitty’s story has just begun…
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