Curiosity Killed the Cat

I’m going to start chronicling all the questions I get that I have to answer on the fly. For entertainment, and to help me remember which answers worked and which didn’t.

#1 How to explain away Ariel’s “dress”:

Q: “If you got legs at the end, why do you have a tail now?”
A: “It’s not a tail, it’s a dress. I miss having a tail so I like to wear dresses that remind me of being a mermaid!”