Princess Ditzerlla

Graceful is one of the first adjectives used to described a princess, but one of the last I’d use to describe me.

Example:
I got of the car at a recent party (as Belle) and stepped on the edge of my big hooped petticoat, causing it to come undone and fall to the ground in a heap under my dress.
I already had an audience so I couldn’t re-clasp it, as doing so meant I would flash all of them and it was not the appropriate audience for that type of behavior.
So I had to spend the whole party shuffling around holding onto my petticoat for dear life, lest I accidentally step out of it and leave a pile of satin and crinoline in the middle of their floor…

Needless to say, it was a very awkward party.

This was also the party I was 30 minutes late to because I don’t know my way around my own town.