Somewhere in a not too nearby city, there is a horse that has seen me naked.
"'Ey girl, 'ey!"
Ok so not quite naked, but it did watch me change clothes. I did a party as Belle in a city 45 minutes away from my home. It's the middle of August down here in the south and my car has no AC. So to avoid arriving at the party with pit stains the size of the birthday girl's head, I decided to cruise there in a mini-dress and then change right before.
However, since I ended up at the corner of Nowhere and Farmville, there wasn't a convenient place to change. I was fully prepared to emerge from a Wendy's bathroom ready for the ballroom but Yelp said the closest fast food restaurant or grocery store wasn't for 6 miles. I didn't have time to try and find it. So like any dainty princess on her way to a fancy gala, I just pulled over next to a farm and changed clothes. No harm, no FOWL.............get it?! 'Cause it's a farm!...no?
Whatever, here is a picture of Mr. Ed:
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